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Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about. He's your bestest buddy and will always be there to cheer you up when whiny emo bands and Scott Stapp try to bring you down. "The Greatest Guitarist Alive!" Tex from Country Bob & The Blood Farmers "Sweet ass punk/metal boogie great groove" Neo-Zine

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