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YOU FARGGIN ICEHOLE CORK SAWKING SUM OF BATCH!!!!
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By:
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Deadgoatz
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Mood:
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other
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Date:
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02/08/2010 17:30:02
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None
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 As im working on a customers boat behind his house today i hear a large bang and screaming coming from his pool house, as my customer goes running for the noise and not sitting over my shoulder and stairing at what i was doing. Well after a few minuets as i was soldering a wire together he sneeks up on me scaring me shitless as i scream and throw my soldering iorn in the air, it falls on my hands and burns my favorite finger (my driving finger or the international sign for i love you) aka the middle finger i start cussing but not in my normal way no i took the jonny dangeriously way. well after my customer stops laughing i noticed that he had actually peed a little so i asked him if he had to go take a leak he says no i just did, well as im laughing so hard my sides hurt he starts laughing again well as this went on for about 5 minuets until i had finished the job. As i was leaving he hands me a 100 dollar bill and say ( thanks for the laugh i needed that ) ha no sir well THANK YOU if you ever need to laugh like that again just gimme a call and ill only charge you 50 well he starts laughing again. what a good day , a long day but a good one!
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