Crimson and puke...

By: punk_drunk24 Mood: drunk Date: 10/11/2009 13:25:54 Music: Tech-9 - I'm Gonna Get a Gun

So, Halloween is almost here, and quite to my dismay, I don't even know if I will be getting that day off or not. Shit-balls McGee... This fucken sucks... I spent so much time, money, and effort on my costume, and I'm not even going to be able to wear it. I've already decided that if I have to work, I'm painting my face just like in my profile photo, and I'm gonna eat a big old candy apple on my break. My boss says I'm not allowed, but as far as I'm concerned, there are some traditions that must be carried out. I have dressed up every year so far, even the ones I had to work. Last year was interesting. Have you ever been served Subway by someone dressed in a Superman costume with a flashing S on the chest? If you have, it was probably me. There is only one holiday that I enjoy almost as much as Halloween, and that is Christmas. There's just something about the smell of baked goods and cinnamon, and the seemingly black and whiteness to the atmosphere. It's so Goth... Back on topic though, why isn't Halloween a national holiday? I'm finding that more and more every year, it's becoming less and less important. I haven't even seen any good Halloween specials on yet. I want to see some fricken kids at my door this year!!! Well, I won't be there, because I will either be working midnights, or out partying, but they had better come out!!! I remember being a kid and going out as soon as dinner was over, and coming home sometime after ten or eleven, and it was fine! Now, parents won't let their kids out because they are afraid of razorblades in the candy, or kidnappings... Honestly, how many people put razorblades in their candy? I never ever had that problem, nor did I have any strange people approaching me trying to lure me to their car or anything of that nature. People are too paranoid, and I think the media is mostly to blame. FUCK THE MEDIA!!! Back the the topic of Halloween though, I am most upset that it falls on a Saturday. While this is good, I guess, it means that all the parties fall on one night. If you miss it, you miss it all. Fuck this being an adult and working all the time shit. I should just move back in with my parents and go back to school (YEAH RIGHT!). That is just as likely to happen as Jack Black showing up at my door with a guitar and a hockey stick. I hate working. I hate work. I hate. Everything. Er.

Stef Punkasfock Diemer