12 reasons why movie theaters are annoying

By: reskull Mood: don't know Date: 08/26/2007 21:49:17 Music: green day=-when i come around-=

Whenever your Getting what you want, they always say "Oh, we're out of --" Great.I'll have butt-flavor then.I dont mind.

There's always a clusterfuck of people in line.FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD.I come in 10 minutes late to a movie every time, and apparently im not the only one!It never fails!Its like a routine.And then i have to stand in line for a freakin hour.What is the Deal.God.

There's 2 ways it always happens.One, you come in early, and Have to sit there for an Hour and look at the Credits about like Elvis, and like...Bob Hope and Shit.Or Two, you'll come in Late and its Completely Dark.WHAT THE HELL?!The movie doesnt start for another 20 minutes?!

If you go into a theatre and its empty its like finding the prize at the bottom of the Cereal box.Its a freakin Miracle.But if you get like what, one other person in there, THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO SIT BEHIND YOU?!And its always A really big Mom/Dad with a little kid, who Kicks your seat the whole fuckin Time

Theres always something sticky on the ground.Always.Its always there, It never fails.

That or the whole theatre smells like a bag of Ass's.

There's always an Old Person coughing when someones about to Die, or a baby Crying during a scary part.WHAT THE FREAKING HELL, MAN!?ITS-A-MOVIE!

If the Movie sucks because people around you ruin it by Whispering "DID YOU SEE THAT?!" The whole time.YES I SAW THAT.I PAYED 12 BUCKS TO STARE AT THIS SCREEN FOR 2 HOURS AND IM GOING TO ENJOY IT YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKHOLE!That is all.

During a really critical part in the Movie Your friend always has to pee.

They always ask so nicely too."Yeah, ofcourse. Why watch things blow up when i can stand by the doow while you piss."

Your all caught up in the Movie Right?Everyone's quiet, Its all good.But the freakin popcorn always ends up tasting like butt like 3 minutes into the movie.Honestly.What the hell.

Another thing when you Notice is the Smell.Burnt Popcorn and Adolescent Sweat.Yum.Gag me.Honestly I dont think people grab the concept that if You throw up when you take two steps into the Theathre there probably not Pleased.

There's always people standing around in like a Cult.Its freakin Creepy.ITS A MOVIE THEATHRE.Your supposed to be watching the freakin movie, not standing around.