Poems

By: SexyCows Mood: drunk Date: 05/02/2008 06:21:35 Music: SexyCows

Good Music (as I’m sure all you music lovers know), draws its inspiration from real life.   With this in mind, we wrote a few songs, which once put to music, never really made the grade - Mostly because they were Limerick’s.    Anyway below are the three best (and only) Limericks by SexyCows.

The Invisible Raccoon

 There once lived an invisible raccoon,

Who could whistle just about any tune,

In the woods he would sit,

The invisible twit,

Whistling and playing the spoons.

Living Food!

I had a little sausage for my Tea Tea Tea…

I put it in the oven for my Tea Tea Tea…

But when I went doe the cellar…

To fetch an umbrella…

That silly little sausage followed me me me…

The Bottom-Burp

George Michael’s song FAITH is real shit!

Actually anything by George Michael is shit!

The talentless twat!

Spewing his mouth full of Shat!

What a fuck-face arse-bandit Shit!!!