How to punch a Whore in the cunt

By: menace2sobriety Mood: happy Date: 08/01/2007 03:05:27 Music: the Casualties - Fuck You All

The following is a How -To guide and is to be used for educational purposes only.  In this case it could also be used as an informative explanation as to how someone would go about punching a prostitute in the cunt.

How to Punch a Whore in the cunt:

1) Drive around your local red light district looking for the Whore you want to punch.

REMEMBER:  DO NOT approach a streetwalker if her pimp is in plain view and DO NOT enter a brothel or massage parlor in search of the Whore.

2)  Pull up by the most (relatively) good looking Whore you can find.

3)  Offer a generous (but arbitrary) payment for services rendered. For example, "Hey beautiful, how does $500.00 for a blowjob sound?"

4)  The excited Whore should practically jump into your front seat.  Next, drive the Whore to a secluded parking lot

5)  Inform the Whore you would like for her to get naked in the back seat.

6)  Wait 2 minutes for her to strip down,(5 if she's an older Whore) Then join her in the back seat.

7)  Fast as lightning punch the Whore in the vag.  Do it so quick you dont even know what the fuck just happened.

8)  While the Whore is still stunned, grab her purse and gently(or violently) boot her out of the car.

9)  Drive away.