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I don't wanna say my wife isn't bright but...
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By:
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scumbucket77
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Mood:
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bored
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Date:
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11/09/2007 12:44:50
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Music:
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Tom Waits - Warm Beer, Cold Women
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One day at work I received a call from my wife who was at home and after the usual chit chat she revealed to me that she was working on a jigsaw puzzle and that it was a particularly hard one and asked if I would I help when I arrive home from work. I said "sure" and asked her what it was a picture of. "I'm pretty sure it's a tiger." she replied and that was the end of our conversation. Upon arriving home from work and receiving the usual pleasantries I asked her where the puzzle was set up. "in the kitchen" she replied "Why dont you go have a look dear." she says. When I entered the kitchen and looked upon the dinette table I immediately spun around and walked back into the living room to address my wife. "I don't think I'll be able to solve your puzzle luv" I said "Now why dont I make you a nice cup of your favorite tea and then I'll help you put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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