A little astro fun

By: eva destruction Mood: bored Date: 06/30/2012 14:26:18 Music: The Damned

Aries-If you're an Aries, you definitely have some selfish tendencies. The world does not revolve around you. Best way to sooth this? Volunteer. If you are a parent-take your kids to an amusement park or a water park to blow off some steam. Air signs may appeal to you, or they may repel you. Earth signs have no appeal to you, nor do water signs, but other fire signs may also appeal you. However, you may be draw to earth signs and water signs.

Taurus-If you'rea Taurus, you have a tendency to be very bull headed. Sitting reading a classic book or a music magazine may appeal to you. Remember to drink plenty of water, coffee, or whatever seems to float your boat. Also, remember to get some excercise-as Taureans do have a tendency to over eat. Earth signs appeal to you, but they may repel you. Water signs may appeal to you. You can't help but being drawn to fire signs. Avoid air signs, although you may drawn to them.

Gemini-If you're a Gemini, you have a tendency to have a childlike fascination with the world. You can also be very two sided-Gemini is the sign of the twins, after all. So, you've always felt like you're two people in one body at times. Go ahead and run through the sprinklers, or jump into the pool and splash the sunbathers with a cannonball. Other air signs appeal to you, but so do fire signs. Virgo also appeals you, but other Earth signs repel you. Water signs are the ones that you should be avoiding, however you may have a tendency to be drawn to water signs-and this includes Scorpios.

Cancer-If you're a Cancer, you have a tendency to be very mothering. This may appeal to some people, but to others, they may find this a turn off. Go ahead, and buy some ice cream because it's hot out, and you're going to need it. Better yet, spend an afternoon at the beach, followed by a bonfire at night. You do have a sense of humor that very few people understand. Other water signs appeal to you. Earth signs either appeal to you, or they repel you. Fire signs will most likely repel you, although you may be drawn to them. Avoid air signs because you can never understand them.

Leo-If you're a Leo, you're less selfish than you're Aries counterpart. You tend to be more self centered, and can throw a diva-esque tantrum if things just don't go you're way. Consider going to a waterpark, or better yet, taking a swim in the pool. I know it's hot, but the rest of the zodiac doesn't want to deal with your temper, Leo. So, do the world a favor, and cool off before you go off. Fire signs may attract you or repel you. Air signs may appeal to you, or they may repel you. Earth signs and water signs should be avoided, although you may be drawn to them.

Virgo-If you're a Virgo, you have a tendency to be controlling and anal retentive. Nobody is going to care if there is one bread crumb on the kitchen counter. Instead, use the garden hose for watering your impeccable garden. Your garden would put Martha Stewart herself to shame. Or run through a sprinkler. Eat an ice cream cone. Float in the pool-remembering your SPF 100, of course. Earth signs either appeal to you, or repel you. Eventually, they repel you. Water signs appeal to you. Fire signs and air signs either appeal to you, or they repel you.

Libra-If you're a Libra, you have a tendency to be the diplomat. Okay, I get it. But, you also need to have some fun, so go to an amusement park. Go to a waterpark. Go to the beach. Wash your car. Remember that you have to eat and drink-you have your own needs and your own problems to deal with right now. Air signs either appeal to you, or repel you. Fire signs are drawn to you. Water signs are drawn to you. Earth signs either appeal to you, or they repel you.

Scorpio-If you're a Scorpio, you have a tendency to think about sex and revenge way too much. Okay, Scorpios take a cold shower if you've been thinking about sex way too much, or put away that stinger if you've been crossed. Someone crosssed you, do not resort to high school tactics to get back at them. Cutting the break line on their car will not solve the problem. Also, sex toys will not solve the problem with you're sex life. The only way to solve those problems is by meeting new people. Okay, so it won't hurt to sleep naked, but please do so privately. Also, it won't hurt to skinny dip-something that should be done in private. Water signs appeal to you. Earth signs appeal to you, particularly Capricorn-who else can bring Scorpio back down to Earth? Air signs either appeal to you, or repel you. Fire signs repel you, although you may be drawn to them.

Sagittarius-If you're a Sagittarius, you have a tendency to be very honest. Your'e the straight shooter of the zodiac, and have lost friends, or pissed off people with this directness. THat's a good thing! That means you stood up for something. Share this with others who can't always stick up for themselves. Sitting by the pool, reading a British rock magazine, or the Hunger Games trilogy may appeal to you right now. But so will going to a punk club and drinking a few beers.  Fire signs either appeal to you, or they may repel you. Water signs appeal to you. Air signs also appeal to you. Earth signs repel you, although you may be drawn to them.

Capricorn-If your'e a Capricorn, your the responsible parent of the zodiac. Don't be afraid to let your hair down, and do some cannonballs. There is more to life than reading business magazines-sit back and read the Twilight saga, read a gossip magazine, the Hunger Games trilogy. Do whatever it takes to turn your brain off. Earth signs either appeal to you, or they repel you. Water signs appeal to you. Air signs and fire signs repel you, although you may be drawn to them.

Aquarius-If you're an Aquarius, you are definitely an oddball, and proud of it! Water sports appeal to you, but so do going to places like used bookstores. Various other water activities appeal to you. You wish you were a water sign, but you are stuck in the air signs. Most people will often order Chinese take out or Thai take out, you're the only one who will get Indian takeout. Or, you may even cook the Indian food yourself. Being an individual is a good thing here! Air signs appeal to you, or repel you. Fire signs appeal to you. Earth signs tend to appeal to you, or repel you. Water signs should be avoided, although you are drawn to them. This is very true if you are involved with a Scorpio in some way.

Pisces-If you're a Pisces, you tend to be the dreamer of the zodiac. Watch out for that self-destructive streak. While other water signs do have a delf-destructive streak, and other zodiac signs can have this, too; it's Pisceans that tend to take this self-destructive streak to catastrohpic levels. PUt down the needle. Instead, swim in a pool for the afternoon. It gives you a good chance to show off you're new swimsuit. Or, if there's something that you really want to do, go ahead and do it! Water signs appeal to you, or they may repel you. Earth signs either appeal to you, or they may repel you. Fire signs repel you, although you may be drawn to them. Air signs should be avoided, but you are drawn to them.