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Free Weed
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By:
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Little Satan
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Mood:
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in love
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Date:
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06/23/2012 09:04:39
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Music:
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1234
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After 29 years working for the gas board it was getting a bit stale and all the new health & safety and politically correct bullshit were doing me in so I wanted out badly. There was a chance of redundancy at 45 with a pension at 50 and I grabbed it. Now im 52 and still cant quite believe that they pay me every month but it nearly didnt happen due to one crazy day down by the river in Essex. We were doing a pipeline river crossing survey and were out in the middle of nowhere when I noticed that the crop that I was driving past was marijuana! I stopped and could not believe what I was seeing. I had a full days work and didnt want anyone else to know, so decided that I would load up the car on the way home. At the end of the day I could not get the opportunity to sneak away on my own and we all had to drive out in procession. I accelerated as far as possible from the jeep behind me and put my arm out the window and ran my hand up a stem taking the tops and buds off. Threw it all down in the passenger footwell and repeated the process as many times as possible. I was going to try it out when I got home and if it was good stuff would return for more very early the next day. As we all pulled out onto the road we all went in different directions and I rolled up the windows. The stuff began to smell like it should and I was looking forward to getting home. As I was driving in the fast lane along a dual carriageway I noticed a police roadblock up ahead. I was in an unmarked car and began to panic. I threw an old coat over the weed then some maps and anything else I could find, as the roadblock got nearer and nearer. There was a copper in the fast lane with his hands up and more of them over in a coned area in the slow lane. They stopped the guy in front of me so I stopped behind him. My heart was beating like crazy and all I could think was im gonna get the sack and lose my pension, unless they pull the car in front over and let me carry on. They stopped the car in front then the cop came towards me and directed me over to the coned area. The smell of the weed was so strong I didnt want to wind the windows down and was regretting finding the stuff! As I pulled into the cones I was fully expecting to be stopped and searched so I pulled up and a lady cop came over and waved me through! I couldnt believe my luck and drove off as quickly as possible without drawing attention to myself. Dont know what it was all about? When I got home I dried out some of the weed, gave some to a friend (Olsy), went back home and rolled a big one. All I got was a bad headache. Asked my mate the next day and he confirmed that it did nothing for him either! Whatever the crop was being grown for it had been treated to get rid of the good shit. Never seen so much weed, as the crop went on for as far as the eye could see. What a shame yet what a lucky escape.
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