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Some Nights I dream of mutilated politicians on poles, headless officers of the almighty law, bloated bankers choking on money, the hungry feeding off pigs corpses, the wonderful smell of racists rotting flesh on fire. OPRESSERS BE WARNED: ALL DREAMS COME TRUE SOMEDAY

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20 years old

United States, Utah



GENDER: Male
DATING STATUS: Sex Addict
BODY TYPE: Slim/Slender
JOB: Looking for work
DANCE STYLE: Mosh
HEIGHT: 5'4"
BEST FEATURE: Eyes
KIDS: I am a kid!
INCOME: 0 - $30,000
EDUCATION: High School
PERSONALITY TYPE: Charles Manson
SMOKE: Bong Toker
DRINK: Socially
ORIENTATION: Straight
MEMBER SINCE: 04/30/2010
STAR SIGN: Virgo
LAST LOGIN: 03/27/2013 05:35:24
WEBSITE: www.myspace.com/hyperactive_punk
FACEBOOK: Link

The Unseen, A Global Threat, Krum Bums, Career Soldiers, The Havoc, Casualties, Dystopia, GBH, USA Waste, Exploited, Anal Cunt, Never Say Never, Self Destruct, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Against All Authority, Suicidal Tendencies, Deicide, Alice In Chains (when Layne Staley sang RIP), Lower Class Brats, NOFX, Germs, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Rich Kids On LSD, GG Allin, PanterA, SS Decontrol, FEAR, Toxic Holocaust, Judas Priest, Amon Amarth, The Black Dahlia Murder, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse (chris barnes era), Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Extreme Noise Terror, Guttermouth, Total Chaos, Pull Out Quick, NFFU, The Action, Murderdolls, Toxic Narcotic, Bauhaus, Screeching Weasel (Early Years before reunion), Nausea, Minor Threat, The Virus, Skint, Desolate, All Systems Fail, Negative Charge, Drunk As Shit, Relentless Threat, ACDC (bon scott era RIP), Slipknot, Disrupt, Aus-Rotten, Oldskool rancid, Skeptix, Blood For Blood, The Agrestix, Adolescents, DI, Nirvana, NWA, Municipal Waste, Anti-Flag (early years til 2006), Guns 'n Roses, Led Zeppelin, 26 Beers, early Bad Religion,


Salt Lake Recording Service, One Mind Studio, Kilby Court, SLC Cellar (RIP), Cafe Kafenio, House shows


Family Guy, Spongebob (first 4 seasons), South Park, Old Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Moral Orel, Ren and Stimpy, Two and a half men (Charlie Sheen years ofcourse), MADTV, SNL occasionaly, Doug, Two Stupid Dogs, Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Seinfeld, Ed Edd n Eddy, Home Movies, Regular Show, Adventure Time, That 70's Show, Full House, American Dad, Trigun, Shin Chan, Beavis And Butt-head, King Of The Hill, old bugs bunny cartoons, whatever garbage Adult Swim feeds me.


Punx skins crusties druggies hippies metalheads trolls junkies convicted felons and otherwise scums of the earth. I would have loved to meet Seth Putnam but he's dead (RIP). Oh, and Mike Judge, he rules

 The satanic bible, Flowers for algernon, MAD magazine, Liber Null & Psychonaut by Peter Carroll, Be Here Now by Ram Dass


The Exorcist, Scarface, Eraserhead, Beavis and butt-head do america, Midnight Express, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Orgazmo, Who framed roger rabbit, South Park bigger longer and uncut, The hot chick, Office Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Super High Me, Bucky Larsen Born To Be A Star, A Goofy Movie, The 40 year old virgin, Religulous, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Goonies, E.T, Cheech and Chong up in smoke







Im Kyle, but most call me Twitch, Im young and Im haggard, Im a dirty stoner punk with an ax to grind (its a figure of speech Im not a juggalofag assclown mind you). Im a narcussistic misanthropist nymphomaniac and Im just another one of the most opinionated assholes you will ever meet. Im a druggie and If you dont like it GTFO, I dont like living if I'm not high, I respect any drug user I don't judge, Im not against heroin. I am a consciencious objector to the US Military, but I am not a hippy, I am an animal, take me up on a bet that you can outdrink me and I wont pass up the chance.  I don't vote, I registered to vote in 2012 because I was not gonna stand for a mormon running MY COUNTRY, but I didnt vote anyway cause thats gay. Driving never interested me and I don't want a car because that's more unnecessary money being pissed away to the government. I live anywhere I can survive, I support ALL drugs, alcohol, and weapons. I never changed, I only ever get smarter or tougher. I dont plan on having kids at this time in my life. Not much I can say if someone asks me what I want to do with my life because I dont even think about it, Im lucky if I can make it to 25 without going to jail or dying. I love animals and I consider myself to be a wild animal at heart and Im also a proud carnivore, no vegetarian vagina. I havent yet had a "real job" in my whole life yet and being unemployed sucks.

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SEX, DRUGS and PUNK ROCK AND METAL not necessarily in that order, weed, spice, dxm, xtc, benzodiazepines, opiates, downers, natural highs, mind altering substances, the occult, parties, shows, inside jokes, those drunken sing along things, memes, intelligent debates and political discussions (including the ones that lack intelligence), hairy chicks, girls that dont shower daily, induced irregular sleep patterns, american terrorism, memories, laughing til I cry or crying til I laugh, hanging out with strangers, meditation, offensive things, taboo, parapsychology, television, chiva, INDULGENCE and HEDONISM, hypocrisy, cheap processed foods, dead baby jokes, free stuff, good music, bad music, weird music, circle pits, eating, screaming, astral projection, blackouts, campfires, explosives, recklessness, chasing liquor with solid food, panhandling, the list is millions long...




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05/22/2013 11:59:31
Damn dude, well I hope you are doing well, and that you get better soon. I have been up to no good. All comedy aside, I have been working on looking for a new bassist, writing new songs, designing a logo, and just band stuff while looking for a new career. Hopefully something in Game designing or writing for film. You know the little stuff. lol. I have not seen the Casaulties, by the sounds of it, they must put on a good show. 


05/21/2013 09:38:49
Hell-O Twitch, what's new?


05/17/2013 11:22:46
No, I have not read that book. Do you recommend it?  I read a lot of E.A. Wallis Budge (Books of the Dead), Aleister Crowley, Anton La Vey, Peter J. Carroll, Phil Hine, Robert A. Wilson, Dione Fortune, Genesis P. Orridge, and a gaggle of other writers,  to name a few.  Have you ever read the Lesser Keys or the Greater Keys of Solomon, or how about, Enochian Magick?


05/16/2013 11:53:47
Beelzepunx all the way!!! Spread the word. Once you have delve deep into Chaos, you should check out the Discordians. Now that is a trip. I got really deep into the works of Peter J. Caroll and Phil Hine, then I started getting involved with the works of the Discordians, and that really tripped me out. Hail Eris! Nothing is true, but permitted. Liber Null is one of my favorites too as is Liber Psychonaught and Psybermagick: Advance Ideas of Chaos Magick. I also dig the works of Robert Anton Wilson. Have you read the Psychic Bible by Genesis P. Orridge?


05/14/2013 18:45:48
Ahhh Chaos,  are you into the teachings of the I.O.T.? Peter J. Caroll or Phil Hine? Yeah, it is pretty rare, but it's really cool to find like minded individuals. I think we are going to get along greatly.


05/14/2013 13:31:26
Hello Twitch, How are you?  Man, love your philosophy. Please hit us up anytime. Thanks for checking out our profile, and giving us the add. We are currently working on new material, so we hope to have them recorded and uploaded sooner than later. Surge and I (Venereal) were in a band called The Black Tomb and you can hear our music on www.myspace.com/theblacktomb to get an idea of the ferocity of what are sound can be, but Mr. E and the Filthy Devils is a very diverse and dynamic project, but at least you will get a sense of our sound. I hope all is well, and thanks again. Cheers.


From: DASpunx
04/10/2013 18:37:08

you get the demo?



03/11/2013 22:08:57
thanks man! we had a blast


02/16/2013 04:46:38
hey dude we're playing SLC march 9th at cafe kafeino! better come out!


01/04/2013 11:11:52
hey,how the heck are ya stranger!? sorry i havent talked to ya in some time,i lost my password to this damn thing and couldnt get to a damn computer to change it. what the fuck is up?




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