We try to do as little as possible for as much as we can get – but are the House-Band for the LYNDECo Comedy Crew, and have toured the North of England along with much of Europe, but were banned from performing live in Germany!

Splodgenessabounds - The Dickies - Toy Dolls - Stiff Little Fingers – Horrorpops - Tenpole Tudor - The Misfits – Plasmatics  and the Sex Pistols.

I had a dream that Robbie Williams and George Michael married and had a child – what an ugly talentless little bastard that turned out to be, just like its parents.  

SexyCows were named after watching a video of the Spice Girls which was introduced by Carol Vorderman – who are all very Sexy but Cows (allegedly)!

We are the UK (if not the Worlds) only Punk Group who performs in full body puppet suits!