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Nanutch is the name my mommy gave me. You may call me as such if you are either a really good friend, glass blower, Paper Hanger or a girl that likes Tequila. Tequila is a way of life for me. I can remember many times drinking Tequila as I grew up hearing sounds of the waves hitting on the soft sands of Scutch Island. Alan Hackman is my real name as you might figure - YES - there is a relation! I often speak in my native Scutchanskrit. Scutchanskrit has been Washington testifying before a congressional committee. My expertise on Scutch and Nanutch had been attained while studying in a Italian seminary in Rome. It is a kind of Italian mystic that is rarely seen on the Italian sun-continent. One night - while saying my noonday prayers in the aisle of a jet air-plane, fondling the stewardesses as they were trying to serve lunch, and annoying the passengers with my shouts of "Where is the FUCKING TEQUILA ON THIS FLIGHT?" while shifting my body to accommodate to the turns in the direction of the aircraft... I saw a vision! That vision was to spread Nanutch all over the world!