Lo-Fi, Creepy, Oldschool, Vintage R'n'R, rated by most sane people as "what a bloody piece of shit"

Those magazines found in convenience stores... you know, those with nude girls.

Too many.

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I'm an average guy whose principal interests are the studies of the misteries behind the ancestral practice of anal fisting, its physical and metaphyisical properties and its applications in the contemporary society. I'm a very tolerant individual; I love telling people how stupid is, and I like beating people who's diferent to me. I fucking hate racism and discrimination; I hate nazis, aryans, niggers, and fucking jews, and lets not mention those filthy beaners. I work selling used cheap dildos in Mexico's most beautiful neighborhood: Tepito. I'm also very involved in some kind of cult... Honestly I dont remember the whole name but they shortly call it "KKK" or so. I belive in the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ and I'm against gay marriage.

Jack off, Illegal corpse exhumation, Jerk off, Kick little kids in the street, Spank the monkey, Yell "Alabama Porch Monkey" in black gettos, Choke the chicken, Dress like a clown in funerals, Pull out the worm...