Well hello everyone. Congratulations- you have
reached my punkrockers page. This is the real Joanna Angel. I am not some
60 year old fat guy pretending to be Joanna Angel, I really am Joanna
Angel. So like, if any other "Joanna Angel" on punk rockers messages you and
tries to have cyber sex with you- don't do it. You might recognize me
from the ever so amazing website BurningAngel dot com, and you also
might know me as "that girl who had the fake orgasm on LA Ink." Yes-
that indeed was me so please don't message me and ask if that was me.
Anyways. You wanna know a little about me? Well... I'll tell you! About
seven years ago my roommate in college (Mitch) asked me to start a porn
site with him. At the time, I was a senior at Rutgers University....
with no post graduation plans... or at least none that excited me at
all. Aside from Girls Gone Wild infomercials... I had never watched a
porn in my life. I knew nothing about the industry- I didn't even know
porn was an industry at all. But for some reason, the idea sounded
excited... so I said "yeah, sure."
Before the site came together I planned on only working behind the
camera... and well... that sorta changed and now I stick cameras in my
behind. OK, I'm sorry, I have a bad habit of telling terribly corny
jokes. Anyways, what was I saying? Oh yeah... so when I started asking
my friends to model, I felt really hypocritical asking girls to do
something I hadn't done myself. For the sake of um... equality or
something... I asked Mitch to please photograph me naked, and...
well... I really liked it. And then when the site went live and people
saw the photos... I liked it even more.
So in any case, we called this website "BurningAngel." There
wasn't all that much to it... it was a few nude photo-sets of me and
some of my friends, along with some dirty stories I wrote, and an
interview with a friend's band. The site in its first form was god
awful. There were broken HTML codes everywhere, the photos were
blatantly un-edited and un-photoshopped and my stories and interviews
were ridden with typos... but for some reason... people really liked
it... and for some reason... I really loved it. We were one of the
first (not the first- but one of the first) adult sites to feature
"punk rock" chicks--not your average blond, busty fake-tanned girls.
This wasn't really on purpose... Mitch and I just so happened to be
"punk-rock" kids in college- with some friends who kinda looked like
us, who agreed to get naked for us and let us photograph them. I wasn't
deliberately rejecting "mainstream" porn... I had no idea what it even
looked like at the time. I was just making things up as I went along
and asking my friends for help.
The first two years running my company were kind of crazy... I
really had no idea what I was getting into. Naked pictures of punk rock
chicks on the internet was apparently, a big deal. Some people were
said we "started a movement" others were said we were "ruining punk and
everything it stands for." Some women thought of me as a hero, and some
blamed me for contributing to domestic violence. I was getting all this
attention - both good and bad- for "doing porn" and the truth was,
there was nothing but naked photos on BurningAngel, which to me didn't
even feel like porn at all. So yeah... after two years of being
bombarded with questions about whether porn was good or bad, punk or
corporate, feminist or degrading... I figured I should probably sit
down and watch some porn. I was fortunate to have gotten whole box of
porn from a friend and I watched every movie in the box. I watched lots
of different kinds of porn. Porn with plots, porn without plots, porn
with 200lb women in it, porn with girls who looked like they had eating
disorders, porn with blond girls with fake boobs and porn with girls
with short black hair and pale skin... porn where girls did things I
didn't think were humanly possible and porn that had some of the most
soft and sensual romantic sex I'd ever seen. I was blown away. I was
like, wow... I love porn... it's awesome... but I thought porn would be
a lot more awesome if it was done my way. The next day I went out and
bought a video camera... it was time to start shooting videos of people
fucking.
After a grueling year of shooting, editing and re-editing, we
finally pulled together our first movie, staring myself: it was called
"BurningAngel.com--The Movie." After that, things really took off- and
me, and my company really figured out who we were. The New York Times
and the Village Voice, started writing about me and my company, and
hundreds of girls were applying to get on the website. It was all
really crazy because everything seemed so organic to me. In the midst
of this buzz I was called by some people at Hustler Video to go in for
some meetings. I flew out to LA and started meeting people in the "real
porn" industry, and eventually I started directing for Hustler Video,
which gave way to Joanna's Angels and Joanna's Angels 2, both nominated
for several AVN awards in 2006 and 2007. In 2007 Joanna's Angels 2 won
for Best Sex Comedy. Wooohooo! I was like, Yes! I succeeded at making a
hot, FUNNY porn with girls who look like me (as opposed to girls who
looked like Pamela Anderson), and people actually liked it! That felt
good.
BurningAngel now has almost 200 girls, and about 100 videos-
which are updated bi-weekly on the website. Not to mention- I've had
the pleasure of interviewing some amazing bands which you can read on
the website (I recently interviewed Brendon Small, the creator of
Metalocalypse which was really awesome). People sign up for memberships
from all over the world, and we get countless amounts of fan-mail
thanking us for making porn that isn't like everyone else's. I have
directed, produced and starred in a whole shitload of adult movies-
mostly for my own company but I have also worked for other major adult
studios. I release a new DVD every month now with my own production
company (BurningAngel Entertainment) - and we have won three AVN awards
to date- one for "most outrageous sex scene" (Repenetrator), one for
"best sex comedy" (Joanna's Angels 2) and one for "best specialty
release" (Cum on My Tattoo 3). I also recently won an XRCO award for
"best on screen chemistry" with my boyfriend- James Deen.... awwwwwwww
isn't that cute? I launched JoannaAngel.com and am in the process of
launching a whole bunch of other new sites. Just you wait. My empire
will take over the internet- one naked tattooed girl at a time!! =)
This has certainly been an interesting voyage, but really- it
has just begun. I wanna keep getting people off (both men and women!)
and making people laugh until I'm old and unattractive and my boobs get
saggy... and even then- I will keep providing you with some quality
porno.
I really love what I do and I couldn't be happier with my
life. Unfortunately, I don't have time to answer every single myspace
message I get- but if you are a fan, please- keep writing me until I
answer! If it wasn't for you guys (and girls!) I wouldn't be where I am
today... but on the other hand, if I spent my whole day talking to you
I wouldn't have any time to make the porn that made you love me in the
first place.
Available Now
I HAVE A LINE OF TOYS NOW! You can buy them on my websites!
Now here are some photos for those of you who didn't feel like reading all that or those of you who are illiterate.
OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by
Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil
on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says "so
it goes" from Kurt Vnnegut's Slaughterhouse 5- that was my first one.
On my right arm is a girl skull that says XXX underneath it- it stands
for porn and not straight edge.. Chris Garver did it. Then further down
my arm is a dagger with a snake around it also done by Brandon at
Traditional Ink, and then there is also a venus flytrap that says
"touch me and you will burn" wrapped around it. Ummm... on my left side
is a black flower with a bomb in the middle, on my right side is a
woman's symbol thats like broken and shit with a girl in the middle...
that's the one Corey Miller did on LA Ink. I have two diamonds- one on
each hip. Then on the back of my legs I have a dagger going through a
heart and on my other leg I have an innocent looking but slutty pin up
girl thats says "daddy's little princess.
thanks for the add, sexy. We have a popular song called Apathy too...If your girl wants to use it for any reason, let us know... check it on www.myspace.com/woundedbyhonesty