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DUI or DIE !

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oakland
United States, California



MEMBER SINCE: 11/13/2007
LAST LOGIN: 04/29/2008 11:03:02
BAND WEB PAGE: www.tankcrimes.com
BAND MEMBERS: Bill Asshole- Drums

 

Leasa Catera- bass back up

Mike Rat-guitar- back ups

John the Baker- vocals

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REVIEW FROM OX FANZINE IN GERMANY !!

INSTANT ASSHOLE

Straight Edge Failure CD

TANKCRIMES RECORDS

Laut, hart, rotzig und schnell, so muss gescheiter Hardcore Punk sein, sonst ist das nix. Es scheint auch noch Bands zu geben, die dieses Prinzip von Grund auf verstanden haben. Guter, handgemachter, thrashiger 80er Jahre Hardcore, das pinkeln INSTANT ASSHOLE förmlich gegen den Wind. Diese CD wurde bereits 2005 auf TANKCRIMES RECORDS veröffentlicht, warum habe ich dieses Prachtstück erst jetzt in die Finger bekommen? John The Baker brüllt die Songs so fantastisch aggressiv dreckig ins Mikro, dass man schon in den ersten Sekunden beim Hören dieser CD im heimischen Wohnzimmer beginnt, das Sitzmöbel aus der Zimmermitte zu rücken, um mit Vollgas einen Moshpit zu eröffnen. DEAD KENNEDIES, MDC und die guten alten DIRTY ROTTEN IMBECILES tanzen darauf einen beinharten Ringelrein, das steht fest. Zu dem liegt auch hier in der Kürze die Würze, 16 Songs in 16 Minuten und zwei Sekunden, wobei „Satan“ mit 1 Minute und 37 Sekunden schon fast eine epische Länge aufweist und sich regelrecht im Ohr fest beißt. Fantastisch!

(16:02) (9) JeNnY Kracht

If anyone reads German, please transcribe for us and tells what hey are saying!!

Cool our friend Shellraiser transcribed for us !

REVIEW FROM OX FANZINE IN GERMANY !!

INSTANT ASSHOLE

Straight Edge Failure CD

TANKCRIMES RECORDS

Loud, hard, dirty und fast, that’s how good hardcore punk gotta be. There are still bands which understand that principle! Great handmade eighties hardcore, that’s what Instant Asshole pissing against the wind. This record has already been released on Tankcrime Records in 2005 – so why didn’t I listen to it before?! John The Baker is shouting those songs so fantastic aggressive into the mike that everyone is starting a moshpit in his livingroom after the first few seconds of this record! Dead Kennedys, MDC and the good old D. R. I. are mixed into this record, that’s for sure. Brevity is the soul of wit – 16 songs in 16 minutes and 2 seconds, where the song “Satan” with 1 minute and 37 seconds nearly got epical lengths and bites itself into your ears. Fantastic!

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AND HERES A NEW ONE FROM MASS MOVEMENT ZINE OUT OF UK!

INSTANT ASSHOLE "STRAIGHT EDGE FAILURE" CD - TANKCRIMES RECORDS

Picture if you will, a crazed, nearly out of control, warp speed obsessed version of the Dead Kennedy's, MDC or The Fixtures? Sounds good doesnt it? Almost like the stuff dreams sre made out of right? Dream no more kiddies, because Instant Asshole are hear to make your dreams reality and deliver on the promise. Seriously, Im starting to feel like a greedy kid with no self restraint this issue, so many great records and so little time to listen to all of them. And Instant Asshole are right on the top grinning down and taunting me... (Tim, Mass Movement)

 

killer!

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SOUNDS LIKE: Your mother getting pissed at you for getting drunk when you are 15 and puked all over the living room carpet 10 minutes before her bridge club is supposed to meet.

 

Heres a viedo a kid made using one of our songs.

RECORD LABEL: Tank Crimes
TYPE OF LABEL: indy



01/31/2008 11:45:50
01/30/2008 11:49:03





I took down our songs off this site. The terms of service are not too friendly . I tried communicating with the administrator and he got a little mad at me , i think he took it personally and felt like I was attacking him. He said he would never do anything shitty to the bands or thier music. But the terms of service allow him too, even though he says he wouldn't. Anyway, the band doesn't feel comfortable with the TOS here and so if you want to hear our music go to
http://instantasshole.fuzz.com
Instant Asshole formed in 2005 in Oakland Ca. We are 4 people Bill plays drums, Leasa the bass, Mike plays guitar and John the Baker sings. We all write the songs and pretty much this is a group effort.

We released Straight Edge Failure in 2006 on Tank Crimes a 17 song full length CD (LP coming soon with repress). Then this year in Aug 2007 we released a 7" called DUI or DIE also on tank crimes. We have toured twice with MDC and a few times on our own as well and are planning more tours for 2008.

We like our friends. Most of our songs are about the dumb things are friends (and ourselves) do when we are too drunk high fucked up er whatever. All songs are about the point where U Snap!! and go postal or however you describe it.

http://instantasshole.fuzz.com

 

For bands this fuzz.com site is awesome. keep your myspace for first contact but do your business here. its free and well put together.

peace,

John the Baker

Check us out on Fuzz!


Drunken Stupidity

our friends do stupid shit when they are fucked up and we sing about it.

we exclusively use gear that we get for free or inexpensively.



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From: esgoto
05/06/2008 07:59:53


04/20/2008 11:09:43
See you guys in Brooklyn!


04/13/2008 03:31:01
hey


04/12/2008 23:09:44
thanks for the clip


04/09/2008 19:44:06
not only a bad ass band but the best name of all time!


04/08/2008 09:03:57


04/02/2008 17:15:39

oh yeah were at?

you should get the promoter to add us!  we'd lvoe to play with you guys!

we want to come to cali but are having a hard tiem finding a band that will do it up with us!






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