My name is Bobby, Im the most loved and most hated guy in Cincinnati, i enjoy being both! I have a million friends but only really like 5 to 7 of em, ive been around the world (and around the block). Ive been to Canada, England, Italy, Greece, Croatia, Spain, Dubai, Bahrain, Amsterdam, Hong Kong, South Korea, Singapore, Mayalisia....so it doesnt impress me that you live in New York or Cali!! Ive rolled pennies for newports, spent $4,000 in a mall in one day. Ive had a bus pass, Ive flown overseas with frequent flyer miles. Ive been stranded in OTR, Ive been lost in Saudi Arabia. Stayed a weekend in London on Abbey Road, Ive never owned the Beatles album "Abbey Road". Ive hung out with the band H20, I NEVER drink water. Ive been depressed and listened to emo, Ive been high as a kite. Ive broken hearts, Ive Had surgeries to fix broken bones. Ive been addicted to whiskey, Ive been sober for years. Ive burned bridges, Ive crossed the line. Ive gotten hand outs, I donate to charity. I always give advice, I never take my own. I think 98% of music made after 1997 is horrible, i hate meathead alpha-males, i LOVE girls with short hair, I flirt with old women, i honestly believe that Cheez-Its are the best food ever made, I chain smoke Newports, I HATE hearing storys that i have heard a million times from a million different people "this bum had a sign that said why lie i need beer, my cousin has your name tattooed on his ass..." I tell jokes about Jesus just to piss people off "The Bible is the best Fictional book ive ever read!", I think Scarface is the most overrated movie ever made and find it hard to be friends with people that put it in their top ten movies, I HATE toilet humor, Dont believe HALF the shit you hear about me, I dont get along with people that describe their musical intrest as "anything besides rap and country", I dont want to comment your pictures..stop posting bulletins begging people to, I will not drink milk after ANYONE, I love red lobster biscuits, I lost friends by talking bad about the bar "Just One More", I LOVE documentries more than life its self, Im a slave to Chanel, I own more books than A New York Public Library, If i could murder one person and get away with it it would be Bill Oreilly,I own over 300 shirts but only wear about 5 of em, I havent washed these jeans in months, My facial hair is flawless (even when its messy), I love Lomography, Drunk girls disgust me, I hate hearing little "scene" kids call there shitty music "hardcore"...cut your fucking hair! I hate EVERYONE that works at North College Hill Mcdonalds, ghetto ass mother fuckers! NO Im NOT mexican! My mom has a Gun Charge! I spend way too much money on KID ROBOT toys, I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.