Your ass....Waxi sanitation products. Let me shit on you records and tapes. FECAL MATTERS ! Productions and booking.......MondoFecal studios......You Too Can Do The Shivo" School of Modern Dance and I would also like to thank my penis for giving me countless hours of enjoyment...when I can get it to work....

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 "I got it tucked between my legs , do you like it ? "  "Sicky's gotta take a YOU KNOW WHAT, right ? and your gonna be right there for him, arn't you?.....uhhuh"...... Straight to you from the great, desert, chemical toilet, AAGhT is the product of years of substance abuse, welfare children, a huge , gapping vagina with big flappers , untrimmed let alone shaved, paranoia, tweeker abusive men who can't get it up because they got methdick but blame it on me and smack me across the face and call me a filthy fucking pig whore that I am, watersports and skanky lesbian relationships and, of course , Methanphetime psychosis, what's big enough for most folks ain't big enough for me...am currently sleepin in the back seat of 1970 Oldsmobile Cutless that hasn't run in years, it has a site too on myspace.... http://www.myspace.com/tweekermobile I could sleep inside my hovel of a home but I prefer it out here, the toilet is closer..And this whole thing could be bullshit...fuck...the Pistols were a sWindLe ! Special note, my current profile picture, it may appear to be violating someone's privacy , the only privacy I am violating is my own.....and no, I don't take em all at once and I got scrips for all em ! And hands off my allan wrench !

Black Randy, Megadeath, Slayer, The ground breaking film "The Brain That Wouldn't Die" Idi Amin, Roy Masters, John Tolos, The Postals, Anus Presley,  Angry Samoans, The Sex Pistols, Sexual Distortion, AKA "Sexual D" The Seman Styx, WHiTEHOUSE, The woman down the streets ferret, who speaks directly to me, remotely, in my head. My appliances. Informationals that are tailored to me and me alone. The shopping channel. Black Velvet, Blue Velvet, Schlitz Malt Liquor, Junk food, Sulpher stench, Ice pipes, Amy Grant, Sargent Barry Sadler, Slim Whitman, Tony Orlando and Dawn, Loverboy, Bon Jovi, Elvis, Buck Owens, Toby Keith, Riba Macintire, Journey, REO Speedwagon, REO Speeddealer, Merrill Haggard, AK Skurgis,The Daycare Center Seducers..Golden Earring...Screamers, Charles Manson, Richard Ramirez, Black Flag, The Germs, Weirdos, Andrew Cunnanan, Anything mentally ill....And any, none,  some, or all or somewhere in between, of this could indeed be true , you just never know....

What the fuck is there to explain ? Alright already, I'll explain, when I was a little kid walking home from school I used to walk through construction sites just to see if there was anything cool to steel or vandalize, There would often be portable toilets that said , Essentually sort of the name of my little, ah , band....I vowed right then and there that when I grew up , I was gonna start a band called that......Also, the groundbreaking band WHiTEHOUSE, had a song called "Quality Time" which references a man who has paid a prostitute to do something kinda , well, out of the usaul norm, instructing her to say something about herself, so this name is a combination of those two names.....hopefully this will eliminate any infringements of any sort as my name is not exactly like that lovely slogan that gave me so much enjoyment when I was a kid.......Yeah, I know, some kids grow up to be doctors, politicians , part of the sex industry , what have you, I grew up to start this project...

Seat, tank, tissue dispenser, urinal, pipes, vent pipe, stink....blast off..Ice pipe.....